Don't be like the rest of them, darling.

#15. The Beach Boys - Wouldn’t It Be Nice (1966)

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:58:11 -0400

#15. The Beach Boys - Wouldn’t It Be Nice (1966)

chauvinistsushi: bonestraightyaki: a ritual blackest...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:55:31 -0400

chauvinistsushi:

bonestraightyaki:

a ritual

blackest magic

pretty much my college

hugh-danced-the-dancy: leonardodiretardo: i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:43:05 -0400

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

lonelywhiteasian: I love donuts. They’re not self-centered at all.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:42:37 -0400

lonelywhiteasian:

I love donuts. They’re not self-centered at all.

the-absolute-best-posts: lolzpicx: Toucan finds a traffic cam

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:28:17 -0400

the-absolute-best-posts:

lolzpicx:

Toucan finds a traffic cam

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:27:24 -0400

lavishness: soaringrachel: sea-change: they also went to the...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:24:56 -0400

lavishness:

soaringrachel:

sea-change:

they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.

(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength. are you fucking kidding me? i nearly died in the war. i have a fucking medal of bravery. and we’re looking at cocks together. gatsby can only take you so far, my friend. you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)

#the long version of this story is actually much better #because scott asks hemingway to have lunch with him and the first thing he says to hemingway when they’re there is ‘so you know how i’ve … #…never slept with anyone but zelda’#hemingway is like #…what #scott says so i was fighting with zelda the other day and she told me i wasn’t …adequate #hemingway is like … #…OH #he says: scott let’s go into the men’s bathroom #they go into the men’s bathroom #they come out of the men’s bathroom #hemingway says scott you are PERFECTLY FINE #scott is all B BUT WHY WOULD ZELDA SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAAAAAT #hemingway just. does not comment on zelda fitzgerald. #(that’s a fucking lie hemingway comments so hard on zelda fitzgerald) #scott says WELL I STILL FEEL BAD #hemingway says OKAY FRIEND HERE IS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO #WE ARE GOING TO GO TO THE LOUVRE #AND YOU CAN LOOK AT ALL THE COCKS YOU WANT #OKAY???? #scott is like …sniffle; okay #they go to the louvre #scott feels even worse #hemingway kind of sees his point #he says ‘look scott do you want me to just give you some fucking tips’ #scott is all …yes #hemingway gives him some tips #which according to his memoirs include ‘the trick with the pillow’ #and much much more #and well zelda and scott stayed married

THIS POST GOT BETTER.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:23:42 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:26:40 -0400

"Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:25:03 -0400

““Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying “yes” begins things. Saying “yes” is how things grow. Saying “yes” leads to knowledge. “Yes” is for young people. So for as long as you have the strength to, say “yes’.””

- Stephen Colbert (via jankdotnet)

lameborghini: this is a formal apology to everyone that has ever tried to text me

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:23:42 -0400

lameborghini:

this is a formal apology to everyone that has ever tried to text me

the-absolute-funniest-posts: sofapizza: this’ll get me adopted...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:23:04 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

sofapizza:

this’ll get me adopted in no time

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:19:14 -0400

#me while watching my favourite show/movie

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:17:56 -0400

#me while watching my favourite show/movie

daintyloves: true dat

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:17:02 -0400

daintyloves:

true dat

cowardlythelion: Do you ever sit and question everything? I mean everything. Speech, breathing,...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:04:22 -0400

cowardlythelion:

Do you ever sit and question everything? I mean everything. Speech, breathing, existence, thoughts, life, TV, memories, bodies, all of it. Every little essence of everything you know. Comprehension. The mind.
Do you ever sit and wonder of it all and somehow scare yourself because of your ability to wonder and understand and be aware of an end?
No?
Well then, consider yourself lucky.

hazelgracelancaster: when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:28:39 -0400

hazelgracelancaster:

when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and

boys

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:28:18 -0400

itsbetterthananal: my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:56:21 -0400

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:50:40 -0400